Kevin Michael Flanagan
aka Flanny, Kool Kevin, Freddie "Moose" McMillian

Birthday: 9.25.83

Hometown: Herndon, VA

Fav Color:Royal Blue/Kind of Blue

Major: Literary and Cultural Studies: Film with an Art

Favorite Member of IT: Glasses

What He Would Do If He Had $20: Invest $10 in raw plastics, put $7 in the bank, odnate $1 to Blue Cross/Blue Shield, use $1 to purchase candy from the local confectionary, and divvy up the remaining 100 cents to my 100 favorite people on campus, thereby inadvertently creating a personal 'Top 100 List.' Once the money invested into the plastics began to "pay off," I'd open up bank accounts in Switzerland, the Bahamas and Akron, OH. Because of such evasive tactics, I'd donate over half of the proceeds to various philanthropic organizations, taking care not to put too much into any one place (doing so might attract attention.) After the candy is consummed, which will likely be long before the plasitics money expands, I would write a letter of complaint to the company in order to get a refund, thereby starting a perpetual cycle of candy-eating that will end only when I am put in jail for tax evasion. When everyone who didn't make my "Top 100 List" finds out, I'll probably be run out of town. When this happens, I plan on laying low in Norfolk, VA for a few days to take the heat off of my back - then, I'd start drifting west until I reach a place that needs pickers to complete their harvest. If the farm store tries to swindle me, I'd tap into the plastics money to move on. This $20 will likely cause me to be assassinated by a Cuban nationalist in Fresno, CA on August 29, 2010.

Fav Book:1984 by George Orwell, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, or Gulliver's Travels by Swift

Fav Movie: Brazil

Pessimist or Optimist: Hopeless optimist

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