John Patrick Shaffner
aka Boris

Birthday: citizenship day!

Hometown: Carmel/Westfield, Indiana

Fav Colour: I will look over the racial implications of this question.

Major: Anthropology and another one (Mystery!)

Favorite Member of IT: Tony Danza

What He Would Do If He Had $20: Lose it, blame others

Fav Book:Pale Fire, by Nabokov, ties with White Noise by DeLillo

Fav Movie: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ties with Wizard of Oz

Pessimist or Optimist: Jungle mist

back / next