"I'm tired of being a loser, coach! I wanna show people I can MAKE something of my life!"

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Hodges, Mike

Roanoke, VA

Graduated

6' 0" - Middle

Orphaned by the great Roanoke genocide of the early 90s, Mike was forced to fend for himself from a very young age. The genocide (fought between people who thought that the Mill Mountain Star was tacky, and those who thought it both tacky and stupid) greatly shaped Mike's formative years. Using skills honed since an early age by XBox Live, and wielding the sword of a thousand truths, Mike managed to escape what the national press called "a carnival of death." His story will be told on screen this spring in the blockbuster hit "Killtastic" starring, you guessed it, Edward Norton.

A-team: 2005-2006, 2006-2007, 2007-2008, 2008-2009