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Tew, Jon

Purcellville , VA

Graduated - Government

6' 3" - Handler/Middle

Ah, Jon Tew. Tsk, tsk, tsk. What can possibly be said about Jon Tew? Anyone who is anyone already knows of the legendary Jon Tew. To truly understand this behemoth of a man, you must understand this: women love him, and men do too. When Jon enters a room, ladies turn, men swoon, midgets faint. Jon spent Fall '04 in abroad serving in the Scottish Parliament. Ask any Scot who his country's greatest heroes are, and they will immediately respond with William Wallace, Mary Queen of Something, and Jonathan Tew. He's a Goverment major with a minor in Useless Studies.

A-team: 2002-2003, 2003-2004, 2004-2005, 2005-2006