Katsucon 2005 : The Phantom of Anatoray
The Phantom of Anatoray
Luciola:
Ladies and Gentlemen: a stuffed plushie in the shape of a goat. This item, discovered in the Silvana, still in working condition.
<Flips over the goat>
<Bleat>
<Silent bidding and goat is given to a character on the front stage>
<Drop goat at front>
<Cue overture>
<All exit, enter Claus and Lavie>
<To the tune of “Say You’ll Love Me” opening>
Lavie:
Let me be your Navi
Claus:
If you’ll make my food
Lavie:
I’ll be right behind you
For any mission that’s assigned you
<Lavie and Claus spot Dead Gay Mechanic and Al on stage right>
<GM gives L&C a scroll>
Claus:
Al!
<To the tune of “Where Have You Been Hiding?”>
<Al is behind GM>
Claus:
Why in the world have you been hiding?
Lavie:
I thought you’d be taller
Claus:
I only wish that you weren’t out here
Lavie:
What’s with this dead guardian?
<Enter Guild posterboard star ship>
<Enter the crew of the Silvana to save the day>
Both:
Hope we survive to the Grand Stream
Way in the skies up above
Thank goodness Rowe saved our asses
Looks like we’re in luck / I think I’m in love!
<Crew / Alex and Sophia>
<GM kneels down to become Alex’s seat>
Alex: Welcome to the bridge of the Silvana. Would you like a Hot Pocket? Eggo Waffle? Pet the Alister?
<To the tune of “Masquerade”>
Crew, Alex and Sophia:
Let’s invade! To improve our country’s trade
Let’s invade, and ignore the Mad Thane’s daughter
Let’s invade! If your muskets make the grade
Let’s invade, let’s recruit some cannon fodder
<Lavie fawns over Mullin (in front)>
<Claus makes “um…gonna go” motion, and walks into Dio>
<Dio enters center stage skipping to evil music>
<Dio turns to Claus>
<To the tune of “Music of the Night”>
<Dio grabs Claus, spins “flying”, and starts singing while spinning>
Dio: Fighting, flying, in your daddy’s vanship
Your Immelman turn almost made my heart skip
Look into my eyes, let that water pressure rise
I would gladly battle you throughout the night
If you’d give me the power of your flight
<Dio kisses Claus, Claus is traumatized>
Claus:
And though you’ll fly from me there I’ll still sit
The Phantom of Anatoray is here in my cockpit
<Stage left>
<Dio walks off laughing>
<Tatiana enters from behind and crew make way>
Tatiana: <while pushing Claus> Your part is silent!
Crew:
Tatiana, first lady of the skies
You’re really hot
But you’re a bitch as a person
<Female roles separate from group>
What a way to run an airship
This is getting quite absurd
Half the crew disappears and the rest are queers <GM signs “yay!”> <Dio glomps Claus>
To hell with Alex Rowe we know that
Sophia will get the final word
<Flickering of lights>
Someone: Exile in range!
Alex:<excited> Can we fire the guns?!
Sophia: Make it so!
Alvis: Ooh! Shiny!!
Alvis: < “Point of No Return”>
Past the point of no return – the final exile
What lies beyond the skies has come to me
The waves that guild the world, the angels’ path unfurled
What lies beyond the memories.
GM: Well, it’s the end of the world, I guess we know what that means!
<Everyone pairs off and exits>
<GM grabs Mullin with Dunya runs after>
<Leaving Claus and Dio looking awkwardly at each other.>
<They lean suggestively, then Luciola storms on from off stage>
<Luciola throws goat at Claus with a loud bleat>
<Luciola grabs Dio and drag him off stage w/ Dio loudly and dramatically screaming “Luciola!”>
<Claus picks up the goat, shrugs, blackout and goat bleat>