WMAS Newsletter #

"Well, have you ever seen our vice president during the daytime? Well? I think that explains a lot about the girl in Josh's room."
- Tina, trying to tell a WMAS member why >(*.*)< isn't available.

"I am not the College's bitch!"
"Yes you are."
"Okay."
- President Sullivan and the Provost

"This was foretold in the Dead Sea Scrolls. Insert the Dummy Plug. I see."
- The Gendo Furby

Message from that Guy
Hey folks! I sure hope we're watching Maze again, because I haven't had such a sense of cognitive disconnect since I watched the Evangelion movie. Therefore, it falls in the same family as Eva, Yuna, and Key, good shows all. I especially like where the superdeformed Mazes have a moment of argument. It's fun.
My RPG begins on Sunday sometime. Those who haven't gotten their e-mail updates should be notified that I'm out of character sheets and I'll get something to you by Friday. Get ready for the wackiest RPG of all time.

Tina's Corner
Recently, I have had fewer and fewer things to say. Let's see now. Dues, dues, and more dues if you have the money. For all those that have paid, your money is greatly appreciated.

Other than that, we do have an idea. The officers were thinking about getting some Anime Club T-shirts designed. That way all members can enjoy the presence of Anime in their closet. Anyone with any ideas or designs for a T-shirt, please send them to us, the officers. If you don't want your design to be lost in the abyss of Aaron and Ben's room, give them to me. The price for T-shirts will be discussed later once we decide on the actual design and such, but club paying members will get a discount. Who said we didn't give any member benefits.

Happy, Happy >(*_*)< Time
Boy, with the prefix "Happy, Happy," my name is beginning to look like a cheap Chinese candy.  On that bizarre note, there are still three people who I've registered who have not played me back for the Con fees.  They are (in no particular order)
[Drum roll]
[Clarion Call]
[Comercial Break] 
[Isn't the suspense killing you?]
Tina Wagner
Kara Husson
King Chan
If you don't actually intend to go and your registration was a mistake, please tell me.  Otherwise, give me money.  If not, I may starve before we make it to the Con.  And there is nothing sadder than a dead >(X_X)< lying on the side of the road.

Librarian's Lair
Sitting here in Aaron and Ben's room with the other officers, I'm suddenly having flashbacks to Utena. Tina has started clicking off a stopwatch for no apparent reason, Rob wants to form a duelist society, and there's talk of making Ben "the Rose Bride." This should serve as an example to all of the evils of ADHD and enclosed spaces.
In other news, we're working on getting the library online. When it's ready, you'll be able to request tapes for checkout online, look at summaries, and even find a few translation pages. That's the theory at least. More updates will come. "The Absolute Destiny, Apocalypse!"

Joe Mama's Smack Down of the Week
Shit Morpheus, for a brother that was damn uncool.  I know he was just a pasty faced white boy, but shit.  You coulda damn well TOLD him what the Matrix was BEFORE he took the damn pill.  No one can be told what the Matrix is, shit, that's whack.

Poll Question:
How does Tina like to take it?

Quasi-Trivia Questions:
Easy Question: Karla -- boxers or briefs? Why?  Boxers and you know very well why.
Bonus: Did we or did we not see nipple at the end of Record of Lodoss War? How did that make you feel?  Yes we did and hopefully no one was left with that warm and fuzzy feeling inside.

Hard Question: What are the officers wearing right now? Is it sexy?  Except for Aaron's thrilling ensembles, most of us are saving our sexiest outfits for the con.  ^_-

EASY: Who's sexier -- male Maze or female Maze?
HARD: Who would make a better grandfather -- the old Tibetan guy in the second 3x3 Eyes series, Happosai, Tylor, or Gourry?
BONUS -- What would Lina Inverse's kids be like?

Contact Info:
Here's how you reach your loving Officers:
President Aaron Seigo or That Guy Benjamin Cooper: aseigo@hotmail.com, section06@hotmail.com, x6230
Vice-President >(*.*)< : rodiet@mail.wm.edu, x5563
Secretary Tina Liu: txliux@maila.wm.edu, 253-6414
Head Librarian Mike "Proteus" Canada: macana@mail.wm.edu, x6282
Head Enforcer Joe Mama: anisoc@mail.wm.edu, 1-800-DA-SMACK
Some say I have released a devil.  Others just call it Dr. Sbaitso.