WMAS Newsletter
Volume Q, Issue 85
"Okay, so maybe I am Xellos's bitch, but that's fine with me."
  - Martina

"Onenisama, you my bitches desu."
  - Mil

"Chainsaw.  We have to have a quote with a chainsaw."
   - Ben

"Jason, was that you?"
   - The Soyokaze's Military Officers

Message from that Guy
THE GAME STARTS SUNDAY AT 1PM.  It will start in the Japanese House lobby, where I usually sit.  Bring 6-sided dice and pencils.  For those of you who have not finished your histories and whatnot, please e-mail me.  If you know you haven't got a character sheet yet, e-mail me.  If you're not going to be available this or any other Sunday, guess what -- e-mail me.  I can be reached at section06@hotmail.com.  If you'll be unavailable this week, that's OK; no magical girl group started completely whole.  Since the annoying animal shows up on week one, some people might come in on week two.

In other news, I'm still swamped with work, but I'm trying to do other stuff. Wish me luck, all.

Tina's Corner
Last week, we all watched Slayer's Next, Captain Tylor, and Maze.  The week before last (since I forgot to write that down) were the same exact things, except we watched Bubblegum Crisis, rather than Captain Tylor.  We learned many interesting things last week, such as the ingredients for a "Magic rejuvenation potion," consisting of some live, cute lizards and other unidentifiable things.  We also learned the dance to the end theme of Maze (Neko-con beware).

On a happy note concerning the T-shirts, Sara Alexander has an idea for a shirt concept that she got in a dream.  The idea consists of all the officers drawn as chibi Lodoss War characters. 
Parn = >(*.*)<
Deedlit = Tina
Slayn = Aaron
Etoh = Ben
Ghim = Mike
Woodchuck = Joe Mama
Tell us what you think and email us with your ideas.

Happy, Happy >(*_*)< Time
Tina Wagner, if you do not give me money, I will crush you with the Eye of God.  The rest of you, you're paid up, pay no attention to the >(*_*)< behind the curtain.  I'm currently going through my e-mail figuring out who has given me bios or not.  Expect to see the list of Friday.  If not, you are officially allowed to roast me for a fine seafood/bird/something (who really knows what >(*_*)< is?!?) dinner.

Oh, and I'm very proud of all of you who helped us out in surprising Jillian with an impromptu "Get Well" party on Monday.  All of you rock my megaverse.  Kudos to Secretary Tina on coming up with the idea and baking the cake.

One more thing, when you send me your bios, send your birthdays, too.  They don't have to be part of the bios, we'd just like them for our records (mwa-ha-ha!)  Those of you who didn't send in your birthdays with your bios, please do so.  We would appreciate it... greatly.  (Cue Eerie Music)

Librarian's Lair
Alas, I couldn't make the meeting last week, but The Fantasticks was quite nice.  Not much new to report as far as the library's digitization goes.  I hope a lot of people show up for That Guy's RPG on Sunday (I'll be there).  And as always, if anyone's got any ideas for WMAS socials not involving misdemeanors, felonies, or anything really perverse, get in touch with the officers.

We're here to serve you.  With mustard and ketchup.

Joe Mama's Smack Down of the Week
My mama's a fish.

Links to the Otherverse

http://www.rit.edu/~jbf0260/anime/mplist.html
If you've ever wanted to analyze the possibility of a relationship with any particular anime, check this page out.  Find out which character would be the best match for you.

http://www.bright.net/~nyla/animelaw.html
The [Physical] Laws of Anime.  An oldie, but a goodie.  If you're not acquanted with them, acquaint yourself now.

Poll Question:
Have you actually been reading the little line that appears after the Contact Info?

Quasi-Trivia Questions:
Easy Question: Who's sexier -- male Maze or female Maze? Male Maze, 'cause he's so wild and cool looking.

Hard Question: Who would make a better grandfather -- the old Tibetan guy in the second 3x3 Eyes series, Happosai, Tylor, or Gourry? Tylor, of course.

Bonus: What would Lina Inverse's kids be like?  Charred, possibly flambe.

EASY: Who won the Miss Soyokaze contest?
HARD: Please state all similarities between Chichiri (Fushigi Yuugi), Yuri (Galaxy Fraulein Yuna), and Mil (Maze).  Which is most annoying?  Who has the highest level of technological development?
BONUS: What are they wearing right now?

Contact Info:
Here's how you reach your loving Officers:
President Aaron Seigo or That Guy Benjamin Cooper: aseigo@hotmail.com, section06@hotmail.com, x6230
Vice-President >(*.*)< : rodiet@mail.wm.edu, x5563
Secretary Tina Liu: txliux@maila.wm.edu, 253-6414
Head Librarian Mike "Proteus" Canada: macana@mail.wm.edu, x6282
Head Enforcer Joe Mama: anisoc@mail.wm.edu, 1-800-DA-SMACK
I bet you wish you had been more diligent about reading me now.