WMAS Newsletter
Volume 2, Issue 8
"I'll be alright once I get some more blood..."
-Tina, staggering into the night after writing the newsletter.
"I still haven't heard anything about using Mil as the
control stick for the demi-armor..."
- >(*_*)<
"Her penguin is small, fat, has a little yellow
beak..."
"...sounds like Megumi Hayashibara."
- Ben and Aaron during the role-playing game, both not
quite hearing what the other has said.
"Make me Sex on the Beach."
-Tina, very out of context.
Message from that Guy
Hey folks! I started the Magical Girl RPG
recently, and it was fun. A short summary follows:
1. The magical girls gathered to find that their annoying little
mascot was a chain-smoking fairy thing who had no concern for how
they accomplished their goal, which was to get rid of Otherverse
creatures wherever they should appear. Then the fairy
destroyed a stuffed Pikachu.
2. The players realized that many of them had not written down
their characters' heights correctly, and some magical girls
suddenly became much shorter.
3. The magical girls scored some free samples of food in a
department store basement.
4. Then they went to a playground to check for the
Otherverse. Fortunately the Otherverse complied, and a
whole bunch of polyester humanoids were shredded and tossed off
of an 18-story building.
5. After that, they investigated a public school in which
students were passing out for NO GOOD REASON, and after meeting
the surprisingly unmotivated Nurse Joy, they sent the Keebler
elves (don't ask) to find suspicious devices in the light
fixtures, which they did. As they were removing these
devices, lots of Otherverse humanoid blobs and their leader
showed up...
Quotable moments:
That's all for this week. Tune in next time!
Tina's Corner
Last week we watched Slayers, Captain Tylor, and
Saber Marionette J. And for next week . . . who
knows.
For the status of the Anime Club T-shirts, we are currently
trying to get someone to design the T-shirt. We were
thinking of the idea that Sara Alexander came up with in the wee
hours of midnight. We're probably going to get the shirts
next semester after we get all the designs straightened
out. Until then . . . go naked.
Also, we need for everyone that is going to Nekocon to inform us
so we can arrange carpools and such. For the week of
Nekocon, we will not have a meeting, since basically all of the
members will be attending the con. Just wanted to let you
know ahead of time :)
Happy, Happy >(*_*)< Time
Nekocon's in two weeks! Hurray! Even
better, everyone's paid up! Yay! We seem to have
enough rides, we have two hotel rooms, everyone who's going is
registered. I believe that we're set to invade Virginia
Beach. As far as paying for the hotel rooms, I'll be
putting them on my credit card and we'll do the same deal, pay me
back once the dust clears. Boy.... It seems that I
spend a lot of time hunting people down and taking their
money. Maybe, I should consider a new career....
As to date, I currently have three bios: Sara Alexander,
Michael Canada, and Jillian. You three are on my happy
list. Those of you who have them on the way, you know who
you are. The rest of you will be made fun off, mercilessly,
when the time comes unless you intervene with a bio.
Librarian's Lair
Joe Mama's Smack Down of the Week
Shit Tedd, I'll give you some M&M's bitch!
Links to the Otherverse
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Springs/2321/maze.html
- Mimic's Rambling about Maze. Not much to this page, but
it's kind of worth it for the dancing Mil GIF.
http://users.vei.net/jng/fcp/main.htm
- The Food Court. A favorite from last year, involving a
fellow making hilarious anime parody images. Very funny
except for this week's front page. If you can make it past
that, you should be alright, most of his stuff is NOT like that.
Poll Question:
Last Week: Have you actually been reading the
little line that appears after the Contact Info?
50% Yes
50% No
Number of respondents: Unconfirmed
THIS WEEK: What's that smell?
Quasi-Trivia Questions:
ANSWERS:
EASY QUESTION: Who won the Miss Soyokaze contest? Kara's
answer hits the issue right on the head this week:
"Harumi won, of course, because everyone else's suit
fit."
Hard Question: Please state all similarities between Chichiri
(Fushigi Yuugi), Yuri (Galaxy Fraulein Yuna), and Mil (Maze).
Which is most annoying? Who has the highest level of
technological development? -- All of them end their
sentences with stative verbs, even if no stative verbs are
necessary. As everyone says, "Mil annoys the
hell out of me." The highest tech-level is held by
Yuri, whom as everyone knows is an android powered by food.
Bonus: What are they wearing right now? You shouldn't think
of such things, young grasshopper.
EASY: Better in Silk Panties: Cherry or Lime?
HARD: Who has more jobs: Sakura from Key the Metal Idol or
Tina, secretary of the WMAS?
BONUS: Who makes more money?
EXTRA BONUS: Which of the quotes did we make up this week?
Contact Info:
Here's how you reach your loving Officers:
President Aaron Seigo or That Guy Benjamin Cooper:
aseigo@hotmail.com, section06@hotmail.com, x6230
Vice-President >(*.*)< : rodiet@mail.wm.edu, x5563
Secretary Tina Liu: txliux@maila.wm.edu, 253-6414
Head Librarian Mike "Proteus" Canada:
mikecanada@hotmail.com, x6282
Head Enforcer Joe Mama: anisoc@mail.wm.edu, 1-800-DA-SMACK
Oh, NOW you're reading me!