WMAS Newsletter
Volume 2, Issue "No Longer Jail-bait" 18
About Padre Throckmorton and his burro, and NOT about the "puberty song."

"Take it off Clef!"
- Umi-ster (okay, maybe it IS about the puberty song)

"Someone's having sex with Pikachu?"
"And Meowth."
- Ben and Julie
(the editor has been advised that since this is a real quote, it is less funny than it is scary. You be the judge.)

"That's just wrong! We are not frying ANY jigglypuff fetuses!"
- Ben taking the moral high ground

"So I've got all the kids in the room in military uniform, waiting to die."
- Aaron, doing the opposite. If you ever visit his house, make sure that all the inside rooms add up to the proper amount of space that the outside walls would allow. Just to check.

"That's not holiness. She's just really angry."
"It's a holy anger. You know, a Jihad. She's Islamic Magical Princess Holy Up."
- Aaron and Ben

"It's not a crystal destiny if she's a shiksa!"
- Rabbi Etoh Rosenberg to Mamoru "Tuxedo Mask" Epstein

"Did you say Hot Monkey Sauce?"
- Julie

"That is just so not kosher."
- Ben

"No more cat booty no da."
- Chichiri at the cosplay. Cat girls, cat girls, cat girls...

"Dude, you whacked the kid too? That was harsh..."
- Rickett

"It was the Devil's car."
"The odometer read 686 miles."
"It was the Devil's car with 20 miles on it."
- Ben and Rob

"If anybody asks, the dumpster jumped us."
- Us

"Graaaaaaaawr!"
- The Dumpster chasing a small, curly haired little blond girl out into the street. We had to take it out.

"What the hell is that?"
"I don't know, but I'm positive it's homosexual."
- Tina and Aaron

"Oh yes. Bees spit it up. It's natural."
- Ben

"And then he has to fight Cyber Roosevelt."
- Rob

"Oh, is that Randi's theme?"
- Ann

"If I had Hime-chan's ribbon, it would be seriously abused."
- Ben

"How could a mortal gain the Egg of the Otaking?"
- Proteus

"People are a lot harder to fight than trees."
- Ryu

"I can't help it if I'm genetically Gendo."
- Ben

"T1 virus...aagh! Aagh! Zombies!"
"I had to shoot my dad!"
- From Biohazard: Code Veronica

"I won't hurt you...intentionally."
- Tina

"It's starting to hurt."
- Aaron

"Who wants a piece of my face?"
- Rob

"Every time I got up, I'd be getting someone's ass."
- Aaron

"I know you've been drinking straight from the LCL."
- Ben

"Mom-a-licious."
- Aaron on LCL. Don't ask.

"You can't. Gendo doesn't make noises."
"Not those kind of noises."
- Julie and Ben

"Must not smile too much upon hearing of assassination...must not smile too much..."
- Griffith's inner monologue

"How aware are you, on a day-to-day basis, of my rangdan?"
- Ben. For what a rangdan is, ask him. He'll show you.

"Remember the Box of Smiling Kenshin? I think that's it..."
- Mike experiencing PBPFAFSS (Post Buying Porn for a Friend Stress Syndrome)

Message from That Guy
Hey folks! Before we even think about con info/stories/whatnot, let me say that the what used to be a tribunal when it was just Aaron, me, and G'xqlx (remember him?) and is now really more of a high council (which is kinda Utena and scary) has decided that my position's official theme song will be "Who's That Guy" from the end of Maze. You know, the one with the line "I kissed him and I exploded."

Next, you know we won. We even have tapes as prizes. Sometime soon we will watch all these tapes in a row, possibly followed by things that Aaron has strongly suggested we not watch, like, ever. Because they're bad. We hope to laugh a lot.

Also, for those of you Miyu people, this week I'm pushing the time up to 6:45PM because I'm not sure I'll be on time as I want to commune with the Almighty. Goodness knows I need to keep a good relationship with Him; He maintains my GPA. Please check out the script (http://chokinghazard.tripod.com/miyu4.html) and print out your own copy. On that subject, guys, really, I've noticed that I have the most literal of literal translations here. Please look it over beforehand and make the speech a little more casual. I know Yuri is younger in speech than that.

In the spirit of That Guy, where I use this space to promote my agenda, whatever it may be, I wish to announce first that Aaron plans to leave the club presidency, effective pretty much immediately, and I want the job. Badly. I think I'll be one of the best presidents you could ever hope for, and I have a track record of dealing well with the officers. Vote for me, and "the Raven" won't have to pay you a visit.

Tina's Corner
Hey everyone! Welcome back from all the chaos left over from Katsucon. These are all the videos we watched in our meeting back from all the excitement of the Con. Slayers Next, Berserk, Irresponsible Captain Tylor, and Street Fighter (Really Badly Dubbed). Yes, we did watch four tapes. We were just really deprived so had to make up for it all. Hey, I'm not complaining. We also watched the Con tapes featuring the live action "Death Car" video as well as the cosplay sketch.

But while we're still on the news about Katsucon, I have bills to paid and you're going to pay them. I calculated the costs and everyone owes me $36.67. Here are all the people who owe me money for the Hotel fees: (in no particular order)
Aaron Seigo
>(*.*)<
Ben Cooper
Julie Vichwig
Kara Husson
Tom Keeler
Ann Minarik
J Weatherspoon
Please pay me as soon as possible. I know you don't want to meet Joe Mama in person. Make any checks payable to Tina Liu :)

In other fun news, we have a date! Well, I know I have one :) But I'm refering to the Anime and Skiffy Dance. Yes, set your calanders to April Fool's! The dance will be on April 1st so over Spring Break bring something semi-formal to wear, or just a costume. Please no saran wrap. But I'll keep you posted as we draw closer to April Fool's.

>(*_*)< -a-liscious
Well, as you've seen, all of us who went, survived Katsucon.  Although, some of us did come real close.  As our Convention worries draw to a close, I suddenly find myself wondering what I'm going to write about.  It seems like that was all I've been writing about for the past few months.  Now, I could always tell you about what's going on in my life (recently turned 20, got braces off, now have a retainer with a "yin-yang" on it), but I doubt that'd be that interesting.  So, instead, I'll make things up.

Pioneer, in a recent press release, announced that they plan to include additional dubbed and subtitled tracks to their anime DVDs.  Keep an eye out for the re-release of Tenchi Forever with the new Esperanto, Yiddish, and Bushman (you know, the clicky language) voice tracks, as well as subtitling in Latin, Ancient Greek, and Hieroglyphics.  Not to be outdone, ADV announced that they would further stagger their release schedule and attempt to gouge their customers for every penny they can.  Despite objections from environmental action committees, Nintendo of America still plans to hold a celebrity feast featuring the nearly extinct Gyrardos as their main course and Jigglypuffs for dessert.  This dinner is a charity benefit to help Mario support Luigi's stay in rehab while battling a five year crack/cocaine addiction that kept him out of a co-starring role in Mario 64.

In other news, I'm currently working on a Tylor/ I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General music video.  I have all the equipment I need except for being able to export from the computer to a video tape.  If anyone knows anyone who has the necessary equipment, please let me know.  Thank you.

Librarian's [Nani Nani *urp*]
Hello everyone. Hope everyone who didn't come to the con had a good week. I know we did, fears of death and carnage nonwithstanding.

In any case, a few things to report on this front. next week I will restart bringing the library inventory to meetings. Feel free to start using it. Come to me during videos or before or after meetings and I will arrange to have tapes/manga brought to the next meeting or arranged to be picked up (if possible).

Next up, I know I've been advertising this for a while. Finally I have time and means to go through with it. Next Saturday in Japanese House (Ben and Aaron's room 315) starting at around noon, there will be the first ever WMAS Shojou Kakumei Utena (Revolutionary Girl) marathon! I don't know how much we'll be able to watch before we all go nuts, trying to pull swords out of each other, but it will be nice clean fun for everyone. Anyone can come. And if this time is absolutely not good for you but you feel like coming, let me know before the meeting so I can tweak the time. I live to serve. Absolute Destiny Apocalypse, man.

Poll Question:
How are you today?


Quasi-Trivia Questions:
EASY:  Better tactician:  Griffith or Tylor?

HARD:  "A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar..."  finish this joke with an anime setup and punchline.

Contact Info:
Here's how you reach your loving Officers:
President Aaron Seigo or That Guy Benjamin Cooper: aseigo@hotmail.com, section06@hotmail.com, x6230
Vice-President >(*.*)< : rodiet@mail.wm.edu, x5563
Secretary Tina Liu: txliux@maila.wm.edu, 253-6414
Head Librarian Mike "Proteus" Canada: mikecanada@hotmail.com, x6282
Head Enforcer Joe Mama: anisoc@mail.wm.edu, 1-800-DA-SMACK
Up there!  In the sky!  It's a bird, it's a plane!  No, it's a... robot in lingerie?