WMAS Newsletter
Volume 2, Issue 19
The RPG quotes issue.

"I can't have blue hair and blue eyes!"
"Why not?"
"They clash."
- Aaron and Rob

"I am now officially an alien lesbian couple."
- Kara, possibly talking about the duties of being That Guy

"No, no! Call her! That means she'll vote for me!"
- Ben

"Only if you're having one of those real Corporal Klinger days."
- Rob

"Ducky is not a bad person."
- Aaron

"I am not Hellmaster Phibrizzo's bitch!"
"Yes you are."
"Oh, okay."
- Xellos and Hellmaster

"I think you can all list me as a disadvantage."
- Aaron

"And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense <WHOOMP> aaaaaaargh! <choke> <gurgle>"
- From the super mitochondria version of Pirates of Penzance

"By the light of the burning building, I can see my enemies better."
- Ben

"By the light of the burning castle, my seven-hundred year old strategy was supposed to work."
- Adon

"Parallel, parallel, become Gendo Ikari!"
"Hime-chan, noooo!"
- Himeko Nonohara and Pokota during the tense final story arc of Hime-chan's Ribbon II: The Third Impact

"How much would it be to get a dead chicken?"
"Stop that!"
- Aaron and Rob

"No Wagnard, those are my cheesy poofs!"
- Ashram

"So, if I die in Four Gods Sky and Earth?"
"Normally, the body cannot exist without the mind, but you seem to be just fine, Miaka..."
- Fushigi Matrix

"Q:In 1981's "Chu Chu and the Philly Flash," Alan Arkin plays the Philly Flash. Who plays Chu Chu?
A:Carol Burnett"
- From a TV Guide trivia game. I swear.

"Chu-chu is like good crack."
- Kara

"Even Woodchuck would have been better than Parn!"
"Ewwwwww..."
"He smells funny."
- Aaron, Ben & Jillian, then Rob, about what I'm not saying.

"So, kill any kids today?"
"Shut up."
- Corkus and Gatts.

"So, hand out any hard drugs to preschoolers today?"
"It's a secret."
- Gaav and Xellos

"How much does food cost?"
"It depends on what you want to eat."
"You eat rocks."
- Aaron, Rob, and Tina

"I'll have the finest drink you sell."
"This isn't the place for fine."
"Then I'll have the worst thing in the house."
- Mike and Rob

"That Autobot has obviously never picked cotton in his life."
- Ben

"I am not Clarence. I'm Satan's bunny!"
- Aaron, preparing for a role in Sailor Moon Beyond. Or maybe not.

"I know Sailor Moon."
"Show me."
- Fushigi Matrix

"Tea bowls, tea bowls, roly-poly tea bowls..."
- Kara

"It will not fit under a bunny costume."
- Rob

"Pink Bunny needs carrots badly."
- From Gauntlet Lagomorphs

"After watching Utena, the proper response is this <backhands Tina>."
- Ben, revelling in his power as President

Message from That Guy
As I am meticulously picking my dying brain cells off the floor after last Saturday's Utena-thon, I'm wondering what exactly I should write in here. I suppose I could write something profound, informative, and entertaining ... but, well, I'm Kara. I don't do profound, informative, and entertaining unless I'm loaded up on various processed sugars.

At any rate, thanks for voting me in, especially without me playing the "It's my birthday, show me love" card. Although it was a nice gift, even better than my Patch Adams video. Okay, almost. But it was better than the bag of Goldfish crackers. I'm not lying, I got crackers for my birthday.

Quick stuff: "Streetfighter Really Bad Dub" eps. 4-6 are in the making, for those masochists out there. "Pink Lemonade" trucks on sloooowly. We'll let you know. 'Til then, I remain your loyal, faithful, non-gender-specific-titled ... That Guy.

President's Dictatorial Playland
(all hail the Ruling Council!)
For full reading enjoyment, start an MP3 of "Absolute Destiny Apocalypse" now. You can't understand the messages from the president unless you hear the term "time-plated paradise lost."

Also, I'd like to apologize for the bad link last time. All my Miyu stuff is in a special directory which isn't linked to so nobody finds it and sues me unless I let them. The directory is http://chokinghazard.tripod.com/miyuscripts , and the next one is miyu5.html. Ergo, the script is at http://chokinghazard.tripod.com/miyuscripts/miyu5.html . Rob should have checked this before he sent it off, but if it ain't right, mail me (ONCE AGAIN, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT MY E-MAIL IS IN THE CONTACT INFO AT THE BOTTOM AND I HAVE NOT BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR SENDING A NEWSLETTER SINCE SEPTEMBER. ROB SENDS THEM AND HE IS NOT A POST OFFICE. THANK YOU). We will still be having Miyu this week, hopefully at the right time. We'll need a couple extra people though, so show up or shinma Ranka will have to make another doll.

Be on the lookout for more fun and hijinks from the Ruling Council like the Utena marathon. I watched Utena until it came out my ears. It was fun. I understand it all. The power of Dios resides within me. That is all I can say on that topic.

I'd like to thank you for voting for me. I will serve you responsibly. All I require are your first-born daughters-
NO! NO! Bad parasitic organism! Don't mind that, folks, I predict a totally smooth transition.
Here. Have a brain slug.

Tina's Corner of Fun
Hey folks! Here's a list of all the videos that we watched this week: Slayers Next, Berserk, and after much awaiting Maze! Yes, we know what an Eraser is now, as well as Xelloss' secret. Next week we will have our last meeting before Spring Break.

Speaking of before Spring Break, I will not be able to attend the meeting this Friday because I will be slaving away at my family's restaurant. Which means that I won't be playing Miyu. No Miyu laugh this week, sorry :)

But I am still collecting money from all those who still haven't paid me. Here's the hit list:
Aaron Seigo
>(*.*)<
Tom Keeler
Julie Vichwig
You can give the money or checks to Mike Canada who will promptly give me the money. Any checks can be made payable to Tina Liu.

Since I won't be there at the meeting, I hope you all have a nice Spring Break and see you all in about two weeks. And remember, donate blood to the red cross cause I am the Vampire Princess Miyu: give me your blood and I will make you happy. ^_^

Pass The >(*_*)< Sushi
Ah, it's the week before Spring Break.  And all through the campus, just about everyone was stirring to get everything done before break.  We putter around our little on-campus world, oblivious of the world turning around us.  And so, here I am to bring you some of the anime weekly news in review.

Glico, the makers of Pocky, have announced that they will be discontinuing their line of health Pocky, including Broccolli, Brussel Sprout, and Multi-Vitamin Pocky.  They also continue to deny accusations that Pocky is made out of people.  Investigation continues into the rumor between a connection in Griffith's young life with superstar-turned-human-action-figure Michael Jackson.  Hasbro has also announced inevitable delays on the release of the newest in their line of Berzerk action figures, in particular Child-Slayin' Gatts and Self-Mutilation Fun Griffith.

In local news, over the second weekend of Spring Break (March 10-12), Ben, Aaron, and I are planning on going to Animazement 2000.  Anyone who liked to join us on this little adventure, please let us know, and we can see about getting you there and back-again as well.

Mike's Broken Egg's Shell
Hey everyone. Saturday, there was a special viewing of Utena. A bunch of people couldn't make it, but there were 7 of us at one point (all of the couples, oddly... my significant other being at work though). In any case, it was all loads of fun. This was I think the fourth time I've seen the series the whole way through. When it starts making sense, you worry. And it drains your logical functions just a little. For example, I found myself believing Alicia when she told me about spoilers she had read for Berserk Try, which is much the same as the original series, but with more characters and comic-relief sideplots.

Regardless, if you still want to see Utena, I'll be bringing it to meetings for anyone to check out. And as a reminder, we do have a fourth tape which was not shown in club last year.
Finally, It took quite a while, but Christina finally received the T-shirt stuff in the mail. A few more logistical problems need to be taken care of, but things are mostly set. Josh, if you want to be on the T-shirt, let me borrow a photo to scan or e-mail me one if you have a jpeg.
We live to serve. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.

Joe Mama's Smack Down of the Week
Sorry, was out regulating that uppity invisible sailor punk last week. While I'm here, I need to say something to Gatts. Why? What did that kid ever do to you, man? That ain't cool, man, that's just frigid.
 
Poll Question
Last Week:  How are you?
Personally, I don't even want to start on how people were feeling last week.  It scared me.

This Week:
So, what do you think of Griffith now? And does he make you feel dirty?

Quasi-Trivia Questions
Last Week:
EASY: Better tactician: Griffith or Tylor?
Easy.  >(*_*)< is.

HARD:  "A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar..." finish this joke with an anime setup and punchline.
Here the answers we got for this one:
The Priest says "ARRRRGH!!!", the Minister replies, "Huh? Oh, AAIIIEEEE" to
which the Rabbi comments "UGGGGGHHH!!" as they are all finding themselves
impaled upon an outlandishly large sword. Meanwhile Gatts says "I really
need to stop assassinating people at multi-religious seminars."

A (mysterious) priest, a (Prime) Minister, and a (Lodoss) rabbi walk into a bar. Etoh mentions that his power comes from his love of life, and the blind luck of his friend Parn. The Prime Minister of Raalgon says to the others, "I am the most powerful, because the Empress listens to me. I command Billions!" Lastly, Xellos sips his tea and quietly says "I am the most powerful." The little Jewish boy and Raalgon Prime Minister scoff, "why do you say that?" Xellos raises a finger, and the other two vanish in a puff of smoke. "Sore wa himitsu des."

The priest fell flat on his back and sweatdropped, the minister fell
flat on his face and recited Claire Bible passages, but the rabbi just ducked.

... and were subsequently destroyed by a drunk Eva.

Although, reading these punchlines in order may be the funniest joke of all.

This Week:
EASY: If the WMAS officers were Utena characters, who would be what character?
HARD: In a fight between Male Maze (a.k.a. Akira) and Tetsuo (from "Akira"), who would win?
BONUS: If you kiss Kara, will you explode?
(Tom is hereby warned that there will be penalties for the wrong answer)

Contact Info
President and Supreme Commander: Benjamin J. Cooper, X6230 e-mail: section06@hotmail.com
That Guy: Kara Husson, X5247 e-mail: kdhuss@wm.edu
Vice-President: >(*_*)<, X5563, rodiet@wm.edu
Secretary: Tina Liu, 253-6414 e-mail: txliux@maila.wm.edu
Head Librarian: Mike Canada, X6282 e-mail: mikecanada@hotmail.com
I am the very model of a modern Beast Master servitor...