WMAS NEWSLETTER
Volume 3, Issue 14
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FROM RANDOM CON-GOERS: AND US...

"Very cute.  Your ass is showing quite nicely."
        - Mich

"If Spock came into my bedroom at night and said, 'hey Alex, do you want to have sex with me'..."
        - Alex

"After I get this off of my head, I'm writing that down."
        - Ben

"I'm about to give myself a mastectomy."
        - Julie

"I can sheathe the sword in my underpants.  I'll castrate myself, but I can still fight."
        - Chris

"I've slept with a lot of people."
        - Michelle

"I like long fingers."
        - Michelle

"Shannon doesn't care; that's why I haven't put on any pants."
        - Mich

"Use me."
        - Chris

"I decrabbed myself."
        - Chris

"Hey, it's Yasser Arafat."
"Yeah, he's one sexy bitch."
"I saw him in Newsweek the other day and I said, 'I have to hit that shit.'"
        - Charles, Alex, and Antonin

"I have pants on now."
"So I can take this thing off of my head now?"
"Yeah."
        - Mich and Ben

"Colin, when you're playing with the Rei doll, you don't have to make a popping sound when you change the body parts."
        - Jen of the Information Booth

"I think this is truly my brother's sword.  Every time I stick it down my vest, it gets stuck in my bra and goes between my legs."
        - Mich

"Don't lick that!"
"I didn't lick it."
        - Libby and Michelle

"Silent Bob, light our darkest hour."
        - Ben.  It's a close second in general utility to "Imperial Silver Crystal, light our darkest hour," and you don't have to wear a skirt when you say it.


Space Butler Corner
You can get Puchuu blood stains out with just a little seltzer and baking soda.  Rub gently.

Joe Mama's Weekly Anime Recommendations THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW --
No manga reading this week.  Gotta do a job interview.  Minna, gomen nasai.

Katsucon was waaay too much fun.  If you were in the Cosplay, I have your certificate of participation.  Pick it up at your leisure.

We have very little cash for the T-shirts.  Three people paid; we know who you are and will pester you no further.  Everyone else, tender $7.25 unto the club Librarian, or feel the sting of the Raven's blade.  Check or exact change preferred; he can't make change.  You give him a $20, he keeps it as a "not able to make change" fee.

Ben needs money badly for Katsucon's hotel fee!  I'm owed $242.30.  That's pretty much $12 per person.  Drivers also need cash; we will need gas and parking receipts.  And if you're the person responsible for the $15 "rental" fee on our hotel bill, you'd better hope that people don't mind paying that extra dollar not to find you and kick it out of you.

Poll Question:
LAST TIME:
Of all the friends you have had to shoot, how many had no live ammo in their guns when they came for you?
        I just have to say that a lot of you used to have weird but very selfless friends.

THIS WEEK:
        Who should Takeo-kun end up with -- Sae, Nanaka, Aburatsubo, or Rally Vincent?  Why?

Quasi-Trivia Questions:
LAST TIME:
Easy -- Will Spark make it to the Duel Called Revolution?
        Ummm...no.

Hard -- When did Touga start to suck as a duellist? He used to be so cool.
        There seemed to be a reading comprehension problem on this one.  I won't elaborate.

THIS WEEK:
Easy -- Who emasculated Touga, Utena or Akio?
Hard -- Why do they call Aburatsubo the tenth Black Rose Duellist?

Contact Info
Imperial Silver Crystal Benjamin J. Cooper - sigma@cs.wm.edu x6230
Vice-President >(*_*)< - rodiet@wm.edu x6232
Secretary Tina Liu - txliux@wm.edu x6232 (No, she doesn't live in the same room, but she might as well.)
Librarian D. Michael Canada - dmcana@wm.edu x6232
That Guy Kara Husson - kdhuss@wm.edu x3148
"You're not wearing pants; you must be powerful."