WMAS NEWSLETTER
Volume 3, Issue 15
Quotes:
"Have you seen my e-ass?"
- Chris
"All your base are belong to us."
- The Bell to humanity
"Hall policy -- no domestic violence."
- Haruka, the J-house RA
"Oh, yeah, they'll probably be wearing clothes."
"Probably? They were never going to be naked!"
- Libby and Michelle
"Dude, you look like Dick Van Dyke trying to be a penguin in Mary Poppins."
- Ben
"Let's all try it."
"No I don't want everyone licking Mich's crotch."
"No, we're licking our own crotches! Sicko."
- Rob n' Meg
"You have no chance to survive make your time."
- Radical Ed
"We like beer. Beer makes us happy."
- Haruka, the J-House RA
"This is a wooing, not a seduction."
- Ben, who still leaves before it gets light
"So, Faye, before whatever happened to you, did you ever play a game called
Zero Wing? I found some bizarre video using footage from it,
and..."
- Jet Black
"I'm disturbed by the part where Ash pulls the Poke-ball of Dios out of
Misty's chest."
- Reviewer for Pokemon 2002: Adolescence of Ash
REVIEW -- Gundam Endless Waltz II: Still the Playa
This work, a prequel to half the Gundam Wing series, puts Treize as the protagonist,
having to balance the affections of the many uniformed beauties working for
him at Oz. Unlike similar films such as American Pie and Booty
Call, the romantic aspect of the leader of the specials is played up,
and all effort is taken to avoid tokenizing his many conquests. Unfortunately,
as the show must go on to bring about the end of his serene bed-hopping lifestyle,
many tragedies befall Treize, including the adoption of the young Chibi Usa
before he can claim her as his (Mamoru Chiba is shown as quite the opportunist).
I predict not a dry eye in the house by the end of the show, especially regarding
Mel Barton's sad tale; forced to leave the item shop after she gets pregnant.
- Staff Writer in Training Spark
Stuff You Should Know:
Yeah, there's a meeting. Be there if you can. There'll be a manga
reading unless I get complaints. Anything else, e-mail Joe Mama, not
Sigma.
Poll Question:
Sorry, no archival material available for last week. Will work on that
for the archives.
THIS WEEK:
How has membership in your high school's Magic Club changed your life?
Quasi-Trivia Questions:
THIS WEEK:
Easy -- So, is Nanaka really after Sawanoguchi-kun, or what?
Hard -- What is Spike Spiegel dressing up as for Purim?
Contact Info
President Benjamin J. Cooper - sigma@cs.wm.edu x6230
Vice-President >(*_*)< - rodiet@wm.edu x6232
Secretary Tina Liu - txliux@wm.edu x6232 (No, she doesn't live in the same
room, but she might as well.)
Librarian D. Michael Canada - dmcana@wm.edu x6232
That Guy Kara Husson - kdhuss@wm.edu x3148
"Would you wash yourself with beef?"
"I would definitely do that."