WMAS NEWSLETTER

Volume 3, Issue 16

Quotes:

"I think that's only after you realized you were going to drug kids at their circumcisions."
- Ben

"Honey!  Don't try on my panties!"
- Tina

"There's nothing wrong with groping for money."
- Michelle

"Pet Shop of Whores, repeatedly."
- Ben

"The Eva porn is good!"
- Kara

"What's the matter, Parn?"
"I'm going to be a father."
"Way to go Parn!"
"Of Leaf's kid."
"Boo to your lack of self-control Parn!"
- Slayn and Parn

"What we learn from Utena is that woman lying on the floor with a sword coming out of her back is not the basis for a valid form of government."
- Gecko

"It was my grandmother's bra."
"That's ok."
-Tina & Mike

"Don't lick the blade, man, it'll only hurt you."
- Ben

"...I poke her."
- Kara

Fragment of the Rejected Akira Toriyama Ending to Utena

UTENA: Ah, Akio, at last we fight!

AKIO: Yes, but I shall exit triumphant!  You know not the way to fight a real battle!

UTENA: You speak falsely!  While I was femme I learned much from King Kai!

AKIO: And made it with Bulma, but who hasn't?  I will still defeat you!

UTENA: Try me!

AKIO'S THOUGHTS (fiddling with scouter): She seems to have a way of hiding her power.  No matter.  I will always triumph.

UTENA: Aaaaaaaaaah!

AKIO: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Stuff You Should Know:

No manga reading.  I'm booked.

Saturday (St. Patrick's Day): club dance 2000 to 0030 in Campus center little theatre.  No charge, good music, Japanese snacks.  Come casually, formally, costumed, whatever (in the legally permissible sense).

T-shirts should be here in 2 - 3 weeks. You'd better cough up the cash if you haven't.

Poll:

What is your relationship to the galactic totality?

Quasi-Trivia Questions:

Easy: So, could Dejiko kick Excel's ass in a fight, or what?  How about Nuku Nuku?  Could she take on Excel?
Hard: Name a parody dub without a sex joke.

Contact Info:

President Benjamin J. Cooper - sigma@cs.wm.edu x6230
Vice-President >(*_*)< - rodiet@wm.edu x6232
Secretary Tina Liu - txliux@wm.edu x6232 (No, she doesn't live in the same room, she exists on a parallel plane with it)
Librarian D. Michael Canada - dmcana@wm.edu x6232
That Guy Kara Husson - kdhuss@wm.edu x3148
Dude, that chick with the cat brain is HOT!