WMAS NEWSLETTER
Volume 3, Issue 17
Quotes:
"What's wrong with Asian women?"
"You know...they've got all these Asian men, and they won't share."
        - Chris and Michelle.

"I mainline at least a kilo and a half of fun a day."
        - Ben

"Deedlit, how come you keep asking me if I've seen the end to The Crying Game?"
        - Parn

"The last thing I need is your tongue."
        - Michelle

"Just imagine I'm Takeo-kun.  For a minute.  Please."
        - Nanaka

"Oh, that's all right.  I could kill you all."
        - Mike

"So you are the one who makes it rain entrails."
        - Tomoe in the Berserk OAV

"I didn't know it was a cocktail sausage."
        - Michelle

"Spirits of the sewer, rend these robots apart like so much tinfoil!"
        - Deedlit in Lodoss Beyond

"Why, Ben, why?"
        - Charles

"Jeff-kun, I accept the sacrifice."
        - Sae

New Videogames With Anime Licenses

• Berserk Wacky Racers
- Big headed cart racing with that extra Berserk touch.  We like how the Gatts cart can smack the hell out of carts in dragonslayer range.
• Tokimeki Excel
- You play Excel, desperately trying to score with Ilparatza, or any of the 15 other hot guys included in this Konami release.  Very replayable.
• Marvel vs. Bebop
- Another Capcom team fighter, allowing Ed and Chun-Li vs. Vicious and Omega Red.  It's really super-cheesy when you play Pierrot le Fou.
• Leisure Suit Xellos
- Xellos.  Beast Master.  Mazoku.  And one big pimp daddy.  Follow Xellos as he beds his way across the California coast.  Fun, sun, and topless chicks of all common fantasy species.  (NOTE: all women depicted herein are whatever legal age will keep the country of distribution from prosecuting us.)
• American McGee's Hello Kitty
- Hello Kitty descends into the nightmare world of her own dreams, where former friends like My Melody and Dear Daniel are now clockwork monstrosities bent on her destruction.
• SimBigFire - This Maxis title allows you to balance the budget of an evil organization between cone-headed warriors and giant robots.
• Bishonen Gold - gotta snog 'em all.  "Folken-sama, I choose you!  Meow."
• The Secret of Catgirl Island - You play Mishima Ryunosuke, pirate in training, as you travel through a series of madcap fictional Caribbean islands sprinkled with Star Wars references.
• Sid Meier's Otaku no Video - No, this game won't make you ask if Hiroko is pretty.  It will force you to work hard at making your fan company famous.
• A Series of Relatively Mediocre 2D Sailor Moon Scrolling Fighters - oh, wait, we've had those already for the Super Nintendo.

Stuff You Should Know:
No manga reading. I'm not going to be there.  Sooooo sorry.

Thank you for showing up to the dance and fulfilling the WMAS duty of dancing at the dance.  Those of you who did not come, I can only assume it was to avoid the public ostracism, and possibly stoning, which comes from going to the dance and not dancing.  It was a great event and we all had more fun than we usually do.

We had a little secretarial problem, so we're only asking this now, but -- what did you like or not like about Katsucon, from what we were responsible for to what we were so totally not?  Please tell us if you can remember.  Do not leave any demon children spawned at Katsucon on our doorstep; we can't take care of any more of them.  Sam Sadler loves the things, though.

Poll:
 Nanaka -- cute and romantic or just making herself miserable?

Quasi-Trivia Questions:
Easy: Teddy Bomber -- misunderstood genius or wackier than Excel?  After reading the letters he published in Penthouse, what do you think?
Hard:  What's the most tasteful way to add the "Chicken Suit Joke" to the next parody Utena dub? Did we mention tasteful?

Contact Info:
President Benjamin J. Cooper - sigma@cs.wm.edu x6230
Vice-President >(*_*)< - rodiet@wm.edu x6232
Secretary Tina Liu - txliux@wm.edu x6232 (No, she doesn't live in the same room, she exists on a parallel plane with it)
Librarian D. Michael Canada - dmcana@wm.edu x6232
That Guy Kara Husson - kdhuss@wm.edu x3148 
"I'm not a lesbian.  It's just that, out of all my relationships, only the lesbians have been willing to have sex while wearing a novelty chicken suit."