WMAS NEWSLETTER
Volume 3, Issue 18
Quotes:
"Well, I guess we can't do our usual thing with the ice cream, Rob."
        - Chris, on peanut butter ice cream

"Last night was enough, Libby."
        - Michelle

"In the act of raping Tom's computer..."
        - Meg

"They were both doing it and it was kind of funny."
        - Michelle

"Yes, Ben, we smear maple syrup all over the floor.  And then we have hot sex in it while you're not around."
        - Alicia.

"Didn't you know about that?"
"Obviously not.  I wasn't around."
        - Ota and Ben

"Small children use this playground to play, but you, you defile it and make it-"
"Shinma, yami e!"
FWOOMP
"Ummm...yeah.  I'm going home now.  I know when I'm not needed."
        - Tuxedo Mask and Miyu

"Beer.  It's what's for dinner."
        - Kenshin, the later years

"I just can't help picturing you in my skirt now."
        - Meg

"Takeo-kun!  Come quickly!  Sae's trying to ride the bar at 100 times Earth gravity!"
        - From Mahou Tsukai Tai Z!

"There was this guy that was in love with his tractor."
"I'm going to go inject a rat."
        - Overheard in Physio Psych

"Stop laughing, guys!"
"But Maar disarmed you with a stick and pantsed you!  You suck!"
        - Spark and Leaf

"And let all fools who stand before us be destroyed..."
"Ummm...when did the ribbon start doing that?"
        - Hime-chan and Pokota

"High Priest Etoh?"
"Wait a minute!  This isn't what it looks like!"
"But that's the Dungeon Master's Guide!  No one can read that!"
"That's right!  I'm just...um...protecting this forbidden lore..."
"Great.  First I find out Mom and Dad are min-maxers, and now this..."
        - Little Neese and Etoh

"So, Sano, how are you and Megumi getting along?"
"As in love as ever, but I'm not sure about this goatee she made me grow..."
        - Kenshin and Sagara Sanosuke

Why Ortho Tri-Cyclen(tm) Could Be For You
Ortho Tri-Cyclen, also known as norgestimate/ethinyl estradiol, has recently been popularized as "the birth control pill that also clears up your skin."  However, even more recent studies by Ortho-McNeil Pharmaceutical have demonstrated other rare, positive side effects occurring with continued use:

• Pink hair growth in tomboyish athletes
• Failure by Jusenkyo-cursed subjects to turn into cats when doused with water
• Removal of demonic seal on the powers of the sanjian unkara
• Increases synchronization ratio with giant robots
• Advances the release dates of popular game titles
• Allows speech with the dead through the Internet
• May improve one's stock portfolio
• Small gnomes may enter one's house and grant wishes in return for saving animals in the forest.
• 10% experience bonus when playing 3rd Edition D&D
• Suppresses nocturnal transformation into lecherous man
• Users of Ortho Tri-Cyclen have reported a 30% decrease in the amount of time taken to magically transform, and a further 13% decrease in the amount of time it takes to execute a special attack.
• Works as a "get out of God Hand pocket dimension free" card
• Increases sensitivity to members of the Shadow Tribe
• Can be substituted for the Four Gods Sky and Earth when summoning Suzaku
• Grants the power to revolutionize the world
• Increases willingness to do maple syrup-related things in the J-House
• Does not summon the terror
• Is not related to Marmalade Boy
• Reported to "taste like Pigeotto."

Ortho-McNeil is still working on how Ortho Tri-Cyclen relates to midichlorians and development of "oneness" with the Force.
To see where this joke originated, go to http://www.orthotricyclen.com/.

Stuff You Should Know:
Let's do a manga reading this time.  You know, for kicks or something.  I'll have the Satomi Hakkenden translated if I am still alive by the time of the meeting.  And Carter, just get some exact change, darnit.

This week is DVD week.  Do not expect most of the regular lineup; instead, we will have a beautiful selection of DVDs.  Revolt will be quashed by the Raven and the Armies of the Tetrarchy.

The T-shirts will arrive next week.  If you haven't paid yet, Mike's wondering where you contracted Kreutzfelt-Jakob Syndrome. 

Poll:
This Week:
Would you cosplay as Lum to [sell/prevent sales of] [your/a rival's] [comic/doujinshi]? (circle all that apply and answer)

Quasi-Trivia Questions:
This Week:
Easy: Less planted in reality -- Spark or Kubo(Otaku no Video, you know, the protagonist)?
Hard: Why is Ed going to Ohtori academy?  Will she eat Ein on the way there?  Would he taste like chicken, or maybe hard-boiled eggs?

Contact Info:
President Benjamin J. Cooper - sigma@cs.wm.edu x6230
Vice-President >(*_*)< - rodiet@wm.edu x6232
Secretary Tina Liu - txliux@wm.edu x6232 (No, she doesn't live in the same room, she exists on a parallel plane with it)
Librarian D. Michael Canada - dmcana@wm.edu x6232
That Guy Kara Husson - kdhuss@wm.edu x3148
Juri and Luca Blight...no wonder she never respected him...