WMAS NEWSLETTER

Volume 3, Issue 21

Quotes:

"You can't have porn without a dwarf!"
    - Greevus

"Man, I deserve to be the chosen one."
    - Ageha

"And I was looking at Kashue and Prince Reona, and I said to myself, 'without Deedlit, Parn wouldn't be straight.'"
    - Ben

Anime-Related Things to Do At the King & Queen

Claim to be Tatara and overthrow the red Sullivan.
Fight over the guy you and four other girls really like, even though there are plenty of others, even at this college. End up firing energy bolts past the food tray.
Show off your behelit.
Turn the cheese dip holder into the Fountain of Darkness.
Launch the Eva in the Sunken Gardens
Grow fur. Bound around.
Try not to use your psychic powers to woo Ayukawa Madoka.
Sing "Konya wa Hurricane" instead of the Alma Mater.

Stuff You Should Know:
        No manga reading due to King and Queen preparation.

    We voted on new officers last week, and the results are:
       New President -- R. Ota "Blowfish" Dieterich
        New Vice President -- Charles "Kinda Reminds Me of Pink Floyd's The Wall When He Does That Thing With the Logo" Nguyen
        New Secretary/Treasurer -- Michelle "Cursed With Cuteness" Allen
        Same Librarian -- Michael "Kalkin the Redeemer" Canada
        New That Guy -- Christopher "Please For the Love of All That Is Holy, Don't Make Me Say 'Crikey' Again" Smith

Poll
        Has the Red King replaced Touga in your hearts?

Quasi-Trivia Questions --

Easy:
    Better qualified to rebuild a nation -- Sasara or Van?

Hard:
    Name fantasy series other than Himiko-Den that make Lodoss look good.

Contact Info:
Lame Duck President Benjamin J. Cooper - sigma@cs.wm.edu x6230
Quickly Rising Vice-President >(*_*)< - rodiet@wm.edu x6232
Representative from the Combine Tina Liu - txliux@wm.edu x6232 (No, she doesn't live in the same room, but her mail is delivered there)
Eternal Librarian D. Michael Canada - dmcana@wm.edu x6232
This Year's That Guy Kara Husson - kdhuss@wm.edu x3148
Profundity for profundity's sake.