WMAS NEWSLETTER
Volume 3, Issue 22
Quotes:
"I just wanted to see if it was as stiff as it looked."
        - Anne Minarik

"Don't listen to Rob.  He has no idea what he speaks."
        - Aaron Seigo (welcome back, Aaron!)

Lupin's Recipes With Beer

• Beer Casserole - Make a casserole.  Pour beer on it.
• Filet Beer Mignon - grill filet mignon until medium rare.  Pour beer on it.
• Beer Cheescake - create a graham cracker crust cheesecake.  Pour slightly evaporated beer on it.
• Cherries Beer Flambe - usual recipe for cherries flambe.  Extinguish with beer.
• Beer & Curry - Eat curry.  Drink beer.  Repeat until the girl on the other side of the bar looks like Fujiko.
• Universal World Peace - Go to the UN.  Pass out beer.  Then pass out from beer.

Upcoming:  The WMAS Tokimeki
        New from Konami, the WMAS Tokimeki has all the crazy dating action you've wanted out of a WMAS sim. 

Stuff You Should Know:
Manga reading!  Last one!  It's also the last part of Satomi Hakkenden I've got, so ready yourself for the stunning cliffhanger!

Mike wants you to know that if you don't turn in your T-shirt cash, you should use that money to buy a funeral plot. 

Poll
LAST WEEK:
Has the Red King replaced Touga in your hearts?

• SHANNON: Well, both of them are obnoxious, swishy, and sexual predators, so I haven't decided yet.
• ALICIA: "Hearts" is the wrong word. "Pants" would be more appropriate. And frankly, I'm holding out for Ageha.
• CARTER: Naw...Red King isn't so much of an assbanger.
• JOSH: Heart? Perhaps... but any other major part of my body? Never.

THIS WEEK:
        Which Otaku no Video otaku makes you think most about your WMAS experiences?

Quasi-Trivia Questions --
LAST WEEK:
Easy:
Better qualified to rebuild a nation -- Sasara or Van?

• SHANNON: Hmm...crossdresser or floppy haired boy with wings....crossdresser or floppy haired boy with wings....I'd have to say Sasara, if only because crossdressers (by definition) kick more ass.
• CHARLES: Sasara, cus she rocks my world.
• CARTER: Uh...Suck it?

Hard:
Name fantasy series other than Himiko-Den that make Lodoss look good.

• ALICIA:Himeko De- oh, damn. Um...Legend of Crystania, I'd imagine. Technically Lodoss, but not...really. 
• TOM: Does anyone remember a little cartoon called "Dungeons & Dragons"? Now, Sheila wasn't bad, but their leader was a Parn wanna-be, they had ONE minority character, and both Uni and Cavalier needed some serious dyin'.
• JOSH: tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock...
• CARTER: Arislan! The story of walking...And talking...And walking...
• ALEX: That's impossible. There isn't anything worse than Himiko-den.

THIS WEEK:
Easy:
        Why can't Parn find a rival he can actually beat?
Hard:
        Goemon carries the Zantetsuken, a sword that "cuts through all metal."  What are the names and powers of the Officers' swords?

Contact Info:
Retired Emperor Benjamin J. Cooper - sigma@cs.wm.edu x6230
The Man of the Hour >(*_*)< - rodiet@wm.edu x6232
The Raven - txliux@wm.edu x6232 (No, she doesn't live in the same room, but her mail is delivered there)
Unmei no toshokanin D. Michael Canada - dmcana@wm.edu x6232
Sexiest Short-Haired Officer Kara Husson - kdhuss@wm.edu x3148
Submit your best cheescake pictures to the "Women of WMAS" calendar.  After the staggering failure of the "Men of WMAS" calendar, we are not accepting pictures from men anymore.  Kevin, enough naked Jedi pics.  Thanks.