WMAS Newsletter
Volume SMAP x SMAP
Issue 4
"No no Gendo, I think you're taking that deep body massage a little to far."
"Is that actually funny?"
"Its funnier with squishy sounds."
"Most things are."
>(*_*)< and Chris
"Ok, I'll play, but I have to put a bra on first."
-Shannon
"We need to Funny."
"Funny is a verb?"
"Yeah, like 'I funny your mom'"
- >(*_*)< and Chris
"You just missed me I was wearing a thong"
"As an eyepatch."
-Tina and Mary
"Its amazing how naked elves can just stop a conversation."
"But its.... mmmm..... Naked elves...."
- >(*_*)< and Chris
"The key to quotes is that you attribute them to other people, you can quote me on that."
-A person... Or is it?
"Lum, you just scare me. Sometimes you sound like Zsa Zsa Gabore."
"Daaaaling"
-Charles and Lum
"Have you been having strange girls take of their clothes in your room again?"
"Only a few."
-Mike and Charles
"I'm drugged up."
-Meg
"Go away, go away! You touch me I'll gouge your eyes out!"
-Michelle
"I'm the president of WMAS."
"Your ass?"
- >(*_*)< and Josh
Headlines
The William and Mary Anime Society (WMACDADDY) will be meeting this week, as usual at 7:00 pm on Friday in Tyler 336. For those who want some extra gooey goodness, you can come come at six for dance dance on the big screen. We have two hard pads and all the Japanese mixes.
Con News
The deadline is approaching! The group rate tickets must be postmarked by October 1st, so if you want to get the uber cheap group rate of $25, you must bring your money to the meeting tomorrow. This is absolutely your last chance if you want to save money. If you want to buy more expensive tickets because you have lots of money in your sofa and for some reason don't feel like giving it to us, we can still get you a ride and place to stay. Bring $25 in cash tomorrow, or make out a check for $25 to "Michelle Allen."
Cosplay news
We still need people for the Gilbert and Sullivan's Super Dimensional Fortress Macross cosplay. If you have any desire to parade around naked on stage at Nekocon, you should seek help. However, if you have any desire to parade around on stage clothed, come talk to us. In addition, as was stated before, if any of you wants to do your own cosplay and need to hunt for people, you can send email and I'll send it out to the list.
Dues
Dues... Dues.. Dues...
Well, you don't HAVE to pay dues, but if you don't we won't love you. Once again the price is $6 a semester or $10 for the whole year. Once you pay you get to exploit our Library O' Fun, as well as discounts at cons and various other events.
Shameless Plug
Aaron is selling some of his VHS tapes. He is selling all the tapes in the following series: Saber Marionette J, Slayers and Tylor. Tapes go for $10 apiece, and are in Japanese with English subtitles
Links to lick
http://benjaminjcooper.tripod.com/
Our former president's web page. Visit it, buy his boxers.
http://www.linear.mv.com/cgi-bin/j-e/dict
Japanese<->English dictionary. Find out what all those obscure words mean.
Japanese news; find out what's affecting YOUR anime production
Trivial questions
Last Week's Questions:
Poll Question: If you had a choice between taking a space taxi (Which would entail paying exorbitant fees and generally ruining the Earth's economy and ecosystem) or waiting for the bus for Dillard, which would you choose?
Too many people thought this was a trick question.
Easy Question: Complete this sentence in the most disturbing way possible:
Mentos, the _____maker.
Okama
Hard Question: Describe the single thread of continuity that ties Kenshin to Vash the Stampede to Ataru.
Well, according to some doujin...
This Week's Questions:
Poll Question: How do YOU get to burning?
Easy Question: What's the best tie to tie around your head when you're drunk?
Hard Question: Use "Kintaro's Ass" in a Haiku.
Contact Info
President: >(*_*)< rodiet@wm.edu x6230
Vice President: Charles "kono ore-sama" Nguyen trojus@shinra.org x6232
Treasurer/Secretary: NekoMich nekomich@yahoo.co.jp x5554
Librarian: Michael "no nickname" Canada dmcana@wm.edu x5551
That Guy: Christopher "Damnit, stop calling me Crikey" Smith cssmit@wm.edu x5551
I attack you with my boobs.... WHAM!