WMAS Newsletter
Volume MUAGH!
Issue 10
"Dammit Chris, put down that gasoline!"
-Mike
"You really should switch to first person when
you're running down a whole line of people."
-Chris
"If I ever saw Methos walking down the street I'd
club him, kidnap him, take him home and have
my way with him."
-Alex
"There must be a way to give myself a fiery Super Saiajin
aura without killing myself..."
-Chris
"Hey! That old guy knows judo!"
-Rob
"Oh! Steal the bus! Steal the bus!"
-Chris
Headlines
The William and Mary Anime Society (WMACKACK) will be meeting this week, as usual at 7:00 pm on Friday in Tyler 336. No dance-dance this week. See below.
Aaron has bought a Playstation 2. God help us all.
He purchased Grand Theft Auto 3 and Metal Gear Solid 2. Thus the Japanese house has become the state capital of Wrong Fun.
After an obscene number of hours playing and watching GTA3, we've decided the game could use some extra features:
-Driving school missions: You can't control steering, only the gas and break, and you can slap the student. The idea is that students learn from slaps, and you can mold them into whatever kind of driver you want and unleash them upon Liberty City.
-TV news missions: If you hijack a news van, you can go around the city and get money for reporting on various crimes, accidents, etc. Of course, its far more effective to create your own things to report, but running people over and then filming them should only be worth a few dozen dollars.
-Garbage truck missions: You should be able to go around in the garbage truck and pick up garbage from various locations. You receive money when you dump the garbage in the river. However, dumping garbage is also useful for smothering people, and dropping behind you so the cops slide on it, flip and explode. You should also be able to pick up bodies with the garbage truck, but not ones you killed by running them over. That would be too easy.
T-Shirt contest:
If you want your drawing to be on the next WMAS T-Shirt, here's your chance. We're holding a T-Shirt contest, the winner of which will be placed on the WMAS T-shirt this year (the drawing, not the person).
Entry format: Each entry should consist of a written idea for what picture is going to look like. Include as detailed information as possible. Also provide a rough sample sketch of your entree, and an item of your previous work.
Give us money
The following people have paid their Nekocon hotel fees. If you're not on the list and stayed at the hotel during NekoCon, you should definitely pay as soon as possible before we brand you with the Bad Person mark.
Ariel
Meg
Amanda
Shannon
Mary
Tina
Mike
Tom A
Chris
Mich
Julie
Andy Baird
Rob
Shawn the Touched
Myra
Linkatastic
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Trivial questions
Last Week's Questions:
Poll Question: Who looks better in a female plug suit: Kazuki or Shinji
"Well, Shinji's breasts are probably all limp."
-Chris
Easy Question: What would YOU do with the eyes of the Diablo?
Use them to season my next bowl of udon. Mmmm.... udon....
Hard Question: You have a riding cap, a circus girl, a glowing gem, a midget lion, and a little girl. How do you defeat an island full of heavily armed multicolored KKK members?
Well, first you should know that the glowing gem is actually a Chaos Emerald, allowing the lion and circus girl to transform into super forms which look suspiciously like Super Saiajin. Throw the little girl in front of the enemies. She'll either prevent them from shooting or take the shots long enough for the lion and circus girl to transform.
At this point both of them could take out a third of the opposing forces apiece, but to achieve total victory they should probably do fusion. However, the midget lion's body mass is much less than the girl's preventing said fusion. Thus you should probably fill the riding cap with stones and put it on the lion to increase his body mass, allowing said fusion to transpire. Once they have fusioned into one person (Kidia? Nading?) they should easily be able to destroy the entire island, and any enemies or obstacles that might prove a threat in the future, including the entire nation of France.
This Week's Questions:
Poll Question: Better way to die: Curry or Spaghetti?
Easy Question: How much pain would YOU be willing to undergo to do a cosplay? Describe the costume.
Hard Question: You're a family counselor helping a family consisting of one gigantic mother, a small old criminal father, a megalomanic daughter, a giant son with a machine arm, and three ball-like sons. How do you help them?
Contact Info
President: >(*_*)< rodiet@wm.edu x6230
Vice President: Charles "SirWetsHimself" Nguyen trojus@shinra.org x6232
Treasurer/Secretary: NekoMich nekomich@yahoo.co.jp x5554
Librarian: Michael "My Sunglasses Sparkle" Canada dmcana@wm.edu x5551
That Guy: Christopher "mwagf mwagf... mmmm" Smith cssmit@wm.edu x5551
Go salt! Pull that bad smell out! Pull! Pull!